Evelyn asked me
To write another haiku
I’m a great father
Evelyn asked me
To write another haiku
I’m a great father
The Force Awakens
Basically A New New Hope
But better this time
I choose your outfit
Based on what is on the butt
Today: rock guitar
Eat with family
Don’t talk about politics
Happy Thanksgiving
Sing “O Canada”
To our daughter in case of
Trump presidency
Cold, dry winter air
It’s shriveling my fingers
Wedding ring slips off
New optometrist
Immediately points out
My flat corneas
This stainless steel pot
Years of use have left it stained
What do I call it?
I will hang a sign
“Stop fucking jackhammering
Baby is sleeping”
I have accepted
I will never be “cool dad”
“Weird dad” suits me fine