The Force Awakens
Basically A New New Hope
But better this time
Basically A New New Hope
But better this time
Category: Haiku
Haiku 2015-12-09
I choose your outfit
Based on what is on the butt
Today: rock guitar
Based on what is on the butt
Today: rock guitar
Haiku 2015-11-26
Eat with family
Don’t talk about politics
Happy Thanksgiving
Don’t talk about politics
Happy Thanksgiving
Haiku 2015-11-24
Sing “O Canada”
To our daughter in case of
Trump presidency
To our daughter in case of
Trump presidency
Haiku 2015-11-23
Cold, dry winter air
It’s shriveling my fingers
Wedding ring slips off
It’s shriveling my fingers
Wedding ring slips off
Haiku 2015-11-19
New optometrist
Immediately points out
My flat corneas
Immediately points out
My flat corneas
Haiku 2015-11-16
This stainless steel pot
Years of use have left it stained
What do I call it?
Years of use have left it stained
What do I call it?
Haiku 2015-11-11
I will hang a sign
“Stop fucking jackhammering
Baby is sleeping”
“Stop fucking jackhammering
Baby is sleeping”
Haiku 2015-11-09
I have accepted
I will never be “cool dad”
“Weird dad” suits me fine
I will never be “cool dad”
“Weird dad” suits me fine
Haiku 2015-11-05
Where did she come from?
The baby in the cat hat
Her mom has lost it
The baby in the cat hat
Her mom has lost it