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Haiku 2015-12-27

Posted on December 27, 2015
by ssweeny

The Force Awakens
Basically A New New Hope
But better this time

Posted in Haiku | Tagged all the feels, Star Wars

Haiku 2015-12-09

Posted on December 9, 2015
by ssweeny

I choose your outfit
Based on what is on the butt
Today: rock guitar

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Haiku 2015-11-26

Posted on November 26, 2015
by ssweeny

Eat with family
Don’t talk about politics
Happy Thanksgiving

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Haiku 2015-11-24

Posted on November 24, 2015
by ssweeny

Sing “O Canada”
To our daughter in case of
Trump presidency

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Haiku 2015-11-23

Posted on November 23, 2015
by ssweeny

Cold, dry winter air
It’s shriveling my fingers
Wedding ring slips off

Posted in Haiku | Tagged Almost lost it in the sink and the washer just today

Haiku 2015-11-19

Posted on November 19, 2015
by ssweeny

New optometrist
Immediately points out
My flat corneas

Posted in Haiku | Tagged My eyes are... oh wait

Haiku 2015-11-16

Posted on November 16, 2015
by ssweeny

This stainless steel pot
Years of use have left it stained
What do I call it?

Posted in Haiku | Tagged nomenclature

Haiku 2015-11-11

Posted on November 11, 2015
by ssweeny

I will hang a sign
“Stop fucking jackhammering
Baby is sleeping”

Posted in Haiku | Tagged these guys only do this when it's me trying to get the baby to sleep

Haiku 2015-11-09

Posted on November 9, 2015
by ssweeny

I have accepted
I will never be “cool dad”
“Weird dad” suits me fine

Posted in Haiku | Tagged I come from a long line of weird dads

Haiku 2015-11-05

Posted on November 5, 2015
by ssweeny

Where did she come from?
The baby in the cat hat
Her mom has lost it

Posted in Haiku | Tagged actually it's a pretty cute hat

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