Inherited tasks
Let’s ask about the status
They’re already done
Category: Haiku
Haiku 2015-10-21
I know that I said
No daddy-daughter couch naps
Don’t tell your mother
Haiku 2015-10-20
Sorry, my darling
No daddy-daughter couch naps
It’s against the rules
Haiku 2015-10-19
Today’s outfit is…
(Four A.M. screaming at Dad)
Jailbird striped sleeper!
Haiku 2015-10-18
Layabout Sunday
Failed at doing all the things
Sigh and go to bed
Haiku 2015-10-17
Let’s blow up a bridge
Close it down months in advance
Then throw a party
Haiku 2015-10-16
Here’s my cunning plan
My parents babysit her
While we take a nap
Haiku 2015-10-15
Clothes for baby girls
Pink cat shirts and white sweaters
Like grandma would wear
Haiku 2015-10-14
Pumpkin themed dinner
It’s an aphrodisiac*
Explains the dick jokes
* Well, pumpkin spice apparently is
Haiku 2015-10-13
Weekend traveling
Baby smiles when I get home
If only briefly