Let’s blow up a bridge
Close it down months in advance
Then throw a party
Haiku 2015-10-16
Here’s my cunning plan
My parents babysit her
While we take a nap
Haiku 2015-10-15
Clothes for baby girls
Pink cat shirts and white sweaters
Like grandma would wear
Haiku 2015-10-14
Pumpkin themed dinner
It’s an aphrodisiac*
Explains the dick jokes
* Well, pumpkin spice apparently is
Haiku 2015-10-13
Weekend traveling
Baby smiles when I get home
If only briefly
Haiku 2015-10-09
Screaming through the night
Why sleep in a crib alone?
Mommy, come get me!
Haiku 2015-10-08
Parkway construction
No problem, take the detour
Construction there too
Haiku 2015-10-07
I remember sleep
Or rather, feeling rested
Like a real human
Haiku 2015-10-06
Daddy-daughter nap
Crankiness resolves to sleep
Passed out on the couch
Haiku 2015-10-05
Quick trip to Costco
Christmas stuff out already
Hold my head and weep