Sorry, my darling
No daddy-daughter couch naps
It’s against the rules
Haiku 2015-10-19
Today’s outfit is…
(Four A.M. screaming at Dad)
Jailbird striped sleeper!
Haiku 2015-10-18
Layabout Sunday
Failed at doing all the things
Sigh and go to bed
Haiku 2015-10-17
Let’s blow up a bridge
Close it down months in advance
Then throw a party
Haiku 2015-10-16
Here’s my cunning plan
My parents babysit her
While we take a nap
Haiku 2015-10-15
Clothes for baby girls
Pink cat shirts and white sweaters
Like grandma would wear
Haiku 2015-10-14
Pumpkin themed dinner
It’s an aphrodisiac*
Explains the dick jokes
* Well, pumpkin spice apparently is
Haiku 2015-10-13
Weekend traveling
Baby smiles when I get home
If only briefly
Haiku 2015-10-09
Screaming through the night
Why sleep in a crib alone?
Mommy, come get me!
Haiku 2015-10-08
Parkway construction
No problem, take the detour
Construction there too