Tag: haiku

Naps are for losers
I’d rather scream all day long
Where is my mother?!

Block Party Today
Neighbors: “We’ve never seen you”
We’ve lived here for years

Weekend coming up

Try to catch up on some sleep

Baby: “I think not”

I have a sore throat

My nostrils have sprung a leak

Bring on the man flu

Refusing nap time

You will regret this tonight

More like your mom will

An afternoon walk

Testing location service

This counts as work time

Oh, Peanut butter

There’s only one jar of you

This makes me anxious

In-laws visiting
Take over for sleepless wife
I get to sleep in